Do you have a feeling your home might be haunted? There have been all sorts of paranormal activity videos going viral recently, so it’s best to stay prepared.
1. Salt everywhere.
Think you’re seasoning a giant pot roast. Salt lines at the doors and windows should do the trick. It’s not only great for warding off spirits but also ups your seasoning game. Your home will not only be ghost-free but also ready for any impromptu slug invasions. Remember, a pinch of salt might save the day, or at least keep your floors supernatural-free.
2. Garlic isn’t just for vampires.
Sure, it’s a classic move against bloodsuckers, but why limit its potential? Hang garlic in every doorway, and not only will you keep the vampires and ghosts at bay, but you’ll always be ready to whip up an Italian feast. It’s practical and fragrant—your home will smell like a pizzeria, which is either a plus or a garlicky overkill.
3. Keep your mirrors clean and covered.
Spirits love to travel via mirrors. Cover them up when you’re not using them, and maybe give them a quick squeegee. This way, you avoid accidental spirit summoning during your midnight snack run. If nothing else, it’ll prevent you from getting scared by your own bed-headed, half-asleep reflection.
4. Wind chimes: The anti-ghost alarm.
They’re not just pretty and musical; they’re also believed to scare off spirits with their noise. Hang them near every entry point. The twinkling might remind you of a Christmas market, but it’s really a no-go zone for the paranormal. Plus, you’ll always know when the wind is up or if a ghost is trying to sneak in for a midnight snack.
5. No antique furniture.
Old furniture might look chic, but it could be haunted by fashion-conscious ghosts. Stick to IKEA. Nothing says “bland and spirit-free” like furniture you assembled yourself, possibly cursing the whole time. Each Allen wrench turn could very well be sealing your spectral safety.
6. Bright lights, everywhere.
Ghosts prefer the mood lighting of a dimly lit room. Keep your home bright. Think of the ambiance of a football stadium. Not only will it keep spirits away, but you’ll never lose your keys again. Plus, you can always claim you’re just very committed to your Vitamin D intake.
7. Keep a laugh track handy.
Ghosts hate sitcoms, probably because they can’t understand the constant laughter at seemingly nothing. Play a laugh track in the background occasionally. It’s either going to keep the ghosts away, or you’ll adapt and become the ultimate sitcom fan. Either way, you’re winning against the eerie silence that ghosts love so much.